Winner
If you turn to page 44 you will finally be able to see the “BIG PICTURE” everyone always talks about! by Terry HortonHonorable Mentions
"… and this is the abridged version!" by Steve M.
"Ironically, when it fell off the shelf it landed right on the OSHA inspector." by Jeff Hutchins
"I know you told me that there would be some big, new regulations, but this is ridiculous." by Dan Hilburn
Other Submissions
"I'd like a synopsis by 5 p.m." by Tony Potts
"Here we have the executive summary of our PSM program." by Jason Brevard
"Aging work force, The font size was too big for a regular size." by Keith Wamsley
"Don’t look so shocked Marcie, this is what happens when the instructions were to keep the new issue under 500 pages." by Gwenn Dewberry
"This wall needed a strong support." by Milind Ranade
"Miss Peters, this is not what I meant when I said I'd like it in large print........" by David Kuras
"I need you to scan this and get it out on the network. We have had two recordable injuries this month from engineers doing research!" by Scott Weston
"We keep the book in here for obvious reasons." by Scott Weston
"That is why we change to a digital format." by Manolo Barin
"What did you expect Emily? HR and PR needs you to know all the regulations to write in the magazine." by Manolo Barin
"Ms Peters – it is not really a book – it hides the secret passageway to the game room. We figured no one would ever open it intentionally." by George M. Hudak
"I made the mistake of asking for the unabridged edition." by John Opiola
"Management apparently decided this will make the new regulations harder to ignore." by Christine Banaszek
"these are the new regulations that we have to go by Mrs. Boonhower you better stick to them or you will be fired." by Donald Drummond
"No, this is just the Index. The regulations will arrive tomorrow…" by Larry Shade
"The audit is next Tuesday. Make sure we are in compliance…" by Larry Shade
"Bob from sales suggested we cut a few corners in our process to speed up development and decrease costs, so I threw the book at him." by Michelle Mayer