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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner January 10, 2010

Jan. 10, 2010
Congratulations to Greg Morgan . Greg submitted the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Watch what you wish for. I just asked if I could monitor it from my desk.

Honorable Mentions

"Behind this calm exterior, Perkins, is a huge machine working like the blazes!" Submitted  by  Steve Mcghie

"Coffee is ready in 10 seconds!" Submitted  by  Michael L. Dunn

"They can fiddle with the thermostat all they want, but "I" control the HVAC!" Submitted  by  Kent Moraga; Indianapolis, Ind.


Click here to see the current Comical Processing cartoon.

Other Submissions

"Yes, I have instant hot water for my tea." Submitted  by  Barry Weissman; East Millstone, N.J.

"I'm a very hands-on controls engineer." Submitted  by  Christine Banaszek; Hauppauge, N.Y.

"Cost optimization in the plant brings my room here." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"I'm checking how the heat is escaping." Submitted  by  Parthasarathi Subramanian; Chennai, India

"It's the boss's way of emphasizing safe operation!" Submitted  by  Don Kennedy

"To save my time, they put me closer to the Suggestion Box." Submitted  by  Jatin D. Shah

"I take recapturing waste heat seriously!" Submitted  by  Chip Palmer; Greenville, S.C.

"Joe has the condenser and bottler in HIS office!" Submitted  by  Ed Steve; Philadelphia, Pa.

"I don't think this will reduce global warming." Submitted  by  Ron Strybos

"So . . . They wanted me to heat the place up a little!" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

"Doesn't everyone have their own personal boiler?" Submitted  by  Robert Andrew

" Yeah, the wife and kids bought me the commercial model. I can whip you up an espresso or cappuccino in just a few seconds." Submitted  by  David Debari

"I'm holding it here until the department recharge comes through from the plant." Submitted  by  S. Mackey; St. Paul, Minn.

"How do you like my new espresso machine Jenkins?" Submitted  by  Lynn Wheat; Collierville, Tenn.

"You really think my new pencil sharpener is just a tad 'over-engineered'?" Submitted  by  Jonathan W. Cahill; Perrysburg, Ohio

"The lives of 20 million people depend on you telling me what this thing is!" Submitted  by  George Cernigliaro

"If they move my desk one more time, I will quit! Or burn the building down." Submitted  by  Mervin Archer; Grove, Okla,

"I was building up so much steam that my boss put me in the boiler room." Submitted  by  Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.

"I like my coffee brewed the proper way." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"My doctor finally found a solution to my trapped wind problem." Submitted  by  Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.

"I told the boss I needed to blow off some steam. He moved my desk here." Submitted  by  Traci Lynn; San Francisco, Calif.

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