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Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner February 12, 2012

Feb. 12, 2012
Congratulations to Megat Muzafar, who submitted the winning caption to this cartoon. Think you can write a funny caption? Be sure to check out our latest cartoon.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

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Honorable Mentions

"Hey Barry, you realize that is the Raw Sewage Overflow Discharge Drain?" Submitted  by Mark Reed

"I'm not playing in the tubes. I'm inspecting the flush welds!" Submitted  by Chuck Lewis

"I'm going to have your tubes tied." Submitted  by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

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OTHER SUBMISSIONS

"What part of NO don't you understand?" Submitted  by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA

"This instruction is applicable to ducts also. . . understand?!?!???" Submitted  by Naresh Dayani; Mumbai, India

"Are we that short of spares that we have to put you through there to clean it?" Submitted  by Dave Laycock; Singapore

"It's okay to say WHEEEEE when testing the co-efficient of drag in down tubes!" Submitted  by Chuck Lewis

"Hey Mack, the kiddy jungle-gym is outside" Submitted  by Rod T.Mueller

"Can't you read the sign it says no sliding down tube. This not a sliding board." Submitted  by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, WVa

"Don't blame me! You're the one who told me to inspect the piping." Submitted  by Kirby Hostetler

"Bill, not to worry, I reversed the flow. I am going up!" Submitted  by George M. Hudak

". . . but I'm practicing for the winter Olympics." Submitted  by Joe Davis

"This is the nitrous oxide vent. Do you want to die laughing?" Submitted  by Joe Davis

"I'm not sliding." Submitted  by Robert Andrew

"Chill out Andy, this isn't sliding, it's 'Falling With Style.'" Submitted  by Bob Vaughn

"I know, but I just had to get out of that meeting!" Submitted  by Scott J. Weston

"You got a royal flush." Submitted  by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"One more slip up and you're through." Submitted  by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"You're hosed." Submitted  by Dale Stout; Colorado Springs, CO

"No comprendo" Submitted  by John Soper

"It's only OK if you wear the 'Pig' suit. " Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"It applies to you expats too. . . " Submitted  by Larry Shade; Augusta, GA

"I thought this was YouTube." Submitted  by Jeff Smith

"I thought the sign referred to the tube's exterior." Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Je sais que tu pouvez lire l'anglais!" Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Lighten up! This is a pipe! " Submitted  by Cameron Watt

"Don't be a sourpuss, I'm trouble shooting." Submitted  by Rex Schwind, Broop Park, Ohio.

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