You do know that's toothpaste.
Honorable Mentions
"Well...ok, at least you're using a cone, you should have seen what I caught Phil doing!" Submitted by Mike Beyers
"When I said we need to improve the turn down ratio -- I didn't mean to imply it should be a 'single serving.'" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"The top dispenser works fine. But don't you boys in R & D think firing sprinkles from the bottom dispenser like cannon shot is extreme!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
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OTHER SUBMISSIONS
"Don't worry, it's GMP"Submitted by Darin Sanchez
"I told you you were cut-off after the third cone... you will be bouncing off the walls soon with the new high intensity sweetner ingredient." Submitted by Gabrielle Maksimovich; Toronto, ON
"Um, you realize that isn't ice cream coming out of there, don't you?"Submitted by Joanne Polyak
"Seriously. . . ?"Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, OH
"Bill -- I told you they installed a frozen yogurt system!"Submitted by Renato Murrer
"I thought SS-Brain Freeze was a code name for our secret military project! $500 million and all we have is a Super Strawberry Brain Freeze dispenser, where am I going to hide that development cost?" Submitted by George M. Hudak
"Bob, that's the new API with the 'off-white' specification."Submitted by Renato Murrer
"This is great, innovation at its finest, replacing the low cost high capacity ice cream process with a low volume, high cost complex piece of equipment."Submitted by Victor E. Ferrell
"We've come up with a waste-free way to purge the sample leg before taking a new sample... and the sampling frequency has improved as well!"Submitted by L. Martin Graves, Jr.
"You realize that this is supposed to be installed in the Ice Cream Truck."Submitted by Terry Mackin
"This is a new Ice cream machine designed with all safety factors and meeting all engineering standards."Submitted by Milind Ranade
"How is an Ice Cream Machine going to increase productivity?"Submitted by Mervin Archer
". . . and this makes just ONE cone per minute??!!??"Submitted by Sriram Ayyar
"How do you stop it?"Submitted by Andy Lawton; Neenah, WI
"No thanks, ice cream from this dispenser is just.....creepy!"Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"OK, I get the point. It does look like strawberry ice cream. But don't even think about eating it!"Submitted by Paul Menary; Brantford, Ontario
"Well this confirms it. We installed the sampling port too close to the employee break room."Submitted by Paul Menary; Brantford, Ontario
"Freud would have something to say about this."Submitted by Cameron Watt
"it's supposed to be making FUNNEL CAKES!"Submitted by Jim McDow
"But how do you stop it?"Submitted by Cameron Watt
"No swirl?"Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It's a bit excessive, but it makes a mean strawberry ripple cone."Submitted by Kristin Michael; Berea, Ohio
