I'm breaking it off Howard. The chemistry just isn't the same.
Honorable Mentions
"No, you can't believe those Material Safety Data Sheets -- there are NO mutagens in your lab! Now get back to work!" Submitted by Kent Moraga; Indianapolis, Ind.
"Do we need to have another conversation about safety glasses?" Submitted by Kori G. King
"Unfortunately, you didn't pass the drug test."Submitted by Shirley Grover; Towanda, Pa.
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Other Submissions
"I see you have experience in going green." Submitted by Michael Akins
"Stanley, you can get out of your disguise now, the layoffs were yesterday." Submitted by Ken Keiser; Spring House, Pa.
"We're looking for someone with more experience, I'm afraid you're a little too . . . uh . . . green." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"You were warned that the 'Life in the Clinical Trials Lab would be like a box of chocolates.'" Submitted by Jatin Shah
"Your claim has been rejected because you misspelled teratogen." Submitted by Matthew S. Walczer; Bethlehem, Pa.
"sooooo, let me get this right, your last job was in an environmental testing lab." Submitted by Rick Staley; Maryville, Mo.
"So you ARE allergic to the new Swine Flu vaccine." Submitted by Chad Garibaldi; St. Louis, Mo,
"You will just have to use your sick days like everyone else." Submitted by Pamela Nelson
"No, you cannot have my nose to rest your eyes on!!" Submitted by Jim H, Chicago
"Green Technology eh? But you got a huge environmental foot print!" Submitted by K. Sahasranaman; Mumbai, India
"Mr. Enzyme, you say you are a Biofuels research expert. What are your credentials?" Submitted by Michael Simpson; Austin, Texas
"According to this report, you ate your co-workers. We'd like to submit you for a management position." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Yes, I understand that you are a nonresident alien, but I still need to see your Green Card, Visa, and Social Security card if you want to apply for the job." Submitted by Todd Perkins
"Just get over it already . . . you've been green with envy ever since I got promoted over you!" Submitted by Jim McDow; Augusta, Ga.
"This is H.R., the Medical Department is down the hall." Submitted by Maria M. Ludvig; Pasadena, Texas
"You tried the new vaccine I see!" Submitted by Robert Andrew
" So, you're my blind date?" Submitted by Robert Andrew
"EEK: What are you doing here?" Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg W. Va.
"No, whilst I accept that the job description didn't actually specify that the applicant had to be human . . ." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"The I.T. people definitely told me this bug had been fixed." Submitted by Rob Falconer; Lakeland, Fla.
"You've indeed got the Killer Looks" Submitted by Nishan Chandran; Mumbai, India
"Your contract clearly states this side effect is possible." Submitted by Sarah Schlund; Medina, Ohio
