Comical Processing: You Write The Cartoon Caption Winner December 12, 2010
Dec. 12, 2010
Congratulations to Douglas G. Mancosky of Rome, Ga., for submitting the winning caption to the Comical Processing cartoon. A new cartoon has been posted.
"Comical Processing" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. It’s our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.
Be thankful for the boat, this is one time it's best to not be part of the solution!
Honorable Mentions
"Is that guy still watching us through the keyhole?" Submitted by Rob Falconer
"There is one silver lining to our situation.Your Mother's TOO FAT to squeeze down the bottle and ruin another vacation! " Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Well to be fair Mildred. . . the vacation ad did feature complete protection against possible pirate attacks while cruising fantastic seas." Submitted by Rod Mueller; Hertford, N.C.
"I'm sorry sweatheart, but this was the only way that Earl's Boats would let a blind man rent a boat." Submitted by Joe Mrnka
"How was I supposed to know you need a ladder for a ship in a bottle . . ." Submitted by Mike Jackson; St. Paul, Minn.
"See, I told you not to be rubbing that boiling flask and wishing about vacation at the same time." Submitted by Harold Paine
"You said you had to come along when you heard I was presenting at the "Scaling up to Industrial Levels, The Hundred Million Gallon" conference in Hawaii." Submitted by Lawrence Johnson; Mill Valley, Calif.
"Jenie, If you can't get out to your vacation, I can bring the vacation to you!" Submitted by Becky Saxena
"It may be a boat in a bottle but you did not specify when you asked if we could go for a boat ride." Submitted by Fred Durrenberger
"What were you expecting from a date with the Tidy-Bowl Man?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"I told you that this would happen. . .just be glad we didn’t sink." Submitted by Lon Bauer
". . . you did say you wanted to circle the global for our next vacation." Submitted by Jeff Haus.
"That's the last time I book a vacation from that website." Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"No, I will not stop and ask for directions!" Submitted by Kirby Hostetler; Barberton, Ohio
"What? You have to go to the bathroom now?" Submitted by Paul Plante
"I think those people on the outside are wondering what we are going to do next." Submitted by Paul Plante
"Really!?! Your big concern is that the water is so green!!" Submitted by Peter Spath
"You thought the glass ceiling was bad!" Submitted by Kevin Willey; Phillipsburg, N.J.
"...it's not a glass bubble, really. More like something you'd find in a lab." Submitted by Margaret Steinrich
"I've heard enough so just put a cork in it! On second thought . . .scrap the cork idea." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Row faster and we may get out? Marge . . . Is the heat getting to you or are you getting blonder!" Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"I know we're suppose to be relaxing, but for some reason, I feel all bottled up inside." Submitted by Chuck Lewis
"Rowing your boat in a test tube is silly and unheard of." Submitted by Donald Drummond; Clarksburg, W. Va.
"When I said I needed an oar, you must have misunderstood." Submitted by Rob Falconer.
"Don't look too surprised, you did have to climb down the neck." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It's impressive, no matter what size, so long as the boat is larger than the bottle neck." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"We'll just have to wait until somebody brings a ladder." Submitted by Cameron Watt
"It started with the little one in my study. . . " Submitted by Cameron Watt
"I told the travel agent we wanted to go tubing." Submitted by Elsie Marie; Pittsburg; Pa.
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